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“We cannot solve problems with the kind of thinking we

employed when we came up with them.” — Albert Einstein

“Learn as if you will live forever, live like you will die tomorrow.” — Mahatma Gandhi

“Stay away from those people who try to disparage your ambitions.

Small minds will always do that, but great minds will give you a feeling that you can become great too.”

— Mark Twain

“When you give joy to other people, you get more joy in return.

You should give a good thought to happiness that you can give out.”— Eleanor Roosevelt

“When you change your thoughts, remember to also change your world.”—Norman Vincent Peale

“It is only when we take chances, when our lives improve.

The initial and the most difficult risk that we need to take is to become honest. —Walter Anderson

“Nature has given us all the pieces required to achieve exceptional

wellness and health, but has left it to us to put these pieces together.”—Diane McLaren

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” — Thomas Edison

“Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible.” — Tony Robbins

“Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it.” — Steve Jobs

“It’s not about better time management. It’s about better life management” — Alexandra of The Productivity Zone

“Don't let someone else's opinion of you become your reality” —

Les Brown

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“When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.” —

Paulo Coelho

"The best and most beautiful things in the world

cannot be seen or even touched

they must be felt with the heart". -Helen Keller

"You become what

you believe."

-Oprah Winfrey

“It is never too late to be what you might have been.” — George Eliot

"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn". -Benjamin Franklin

"It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see thE

light". -AristotlE

"Whoever is happy will make others happy too". -Anne Frank

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail!"

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"We need to do a better job of putting ourselves higher

on our own 'to do' list"- Michelle Obama

"I have a terrifying long list of fears. Literally everything - diseases, spiders...

and people getting tired of me"- Taylor Swift

"Why can't somebody give us a list of things that everybody thinks and nobody says,

and another list of things that everybody says and nobody thinks?"

- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity;

and I'm not sure about the universe.”

― Albert Einstein

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter,

and those who matter don't mind.” ― Bernard M. Baruch

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,

Love like you'll never be hurt,

Sing like there's nobody listening,

And live like it's heaven on earth.”

― William W. Purkey

Murphy's General Laws

Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a bitch.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
The Light at the end of the tunnel is only the light of an oncoming train.

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

Everything goes wrong all at once.

New systems generate new problems.

"All the good ones are taken.

"If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.

"The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.

"The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.

"Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

"The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.

"Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.

"Nice girls finish last.

"If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

"Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

Humor

You can never tell which way the train went

by looking at the track.

All great discoveries are made by mistake.

Murphy's Laws Of Love

“The elevator to success is out of order.

You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”

— Joe Girard

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last.

Well, neither does bathing !

That’s why we recommend it daily.”

— Zig Ziglar

“I am so clever that sometimes I

don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”

— Oscar Wilde

Sarcasm -One Of The Many Services I Offer

“When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.”

“I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”

“Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.”

“I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

“Find your patience before I lose mine.”

“It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”

“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so… look at the platypus.” Robin Williams, Actor

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” Steven Wright

“If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”

“Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.”

“I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.”

“Life’s good, you should get one.”

“Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.”

“I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.”

“If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.”

"Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list."

- Jasper Carrott

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.”

-Lily Tomlin

“I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.”

“No, you don’t have to repeat yourself. I was ignoring you the first time.”

“Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.”

"Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.”

"You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the South? Nothing! Someone’s losing a trailer, number one.”

“I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.”

“I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.”

“Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.”

“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”

"People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

“Sarcasm–the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.”

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”

“My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.”

“Me pretending to listen

should be enough for you.”

"What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor."

“Ugliness

can be

fixed,

stupidity

is forever.”

"Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person,

but then I laugh and continue my day."

"I don't have a welcome mat at my door

because I'm not a liar."

“You’d be in good shape…

if you ran as much as your mouth.”

"Fun fact:

Alcohol increases the size

of the 'send' button by 89%."

“Sometimes I need

what only you can provide:

your absence.”

-"I'll get over it. I just need to be dramatic first."

-"Lead me not into temptation. I know the way."

- "Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here."

-“Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.”

- "My silence doesn't mean I agree with you. It's just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless."

- "You're everything I want in someone I don't want anymore."

-"If they act like they can live without you... Help them do it."

- “Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.”

Sure

I’ll help you out…

the same way you came in.

"I would like

to apologize

to anyone

Ihave not

offended yet.

Please be patient.

I will get to

you shortly."

Poems

A Dream Within A Dream

Take this kiss upon the brow!

And, in parting from you now,

Thus much let me avow-

You are not wrong, who deem

That my days have been a dream;

Yet if hope has flown away

In a night, or in a day,

In a vision, or in none,

Is it therefore the less gone?

All that we see or seem

Is but a dream within a dream.

I stand amid the roar

Of a surf-tormented shore,

And I hold within my hand

Grains of the golden sand-

How few! yet how they creep

Through my fingers to the deep,

While I weep- while I weep!

O God! can I not grasp

Them with a tighter clasp?

O God! can I not save

One from the pitiless wave?

Is all that we see or seem

But a dream within a dream?

Edgar Allan Poe

Fire & Ice

Some say the world will end in fire,Some say in ice.

From what I’ve tasted of desire,I hold with those who favour fire.

But if it had to perish twice,I think I know enough of hate

To say that for destruction ice Is also great

And would suffice.

Robert Frost

If tomorrow starts without me, and I'm not there to see,

If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me;

I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today,

while thinking of the many things we didn't get to say.

I know how much you care for me, and how much I care for you,

and each time that you think of me I know you'll miss me too;

But when tomorrow starts without me, please try to understand,

that an angel came and called my name and took me by the hand,

and said my place was ready in heaven far above,

and that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love.

But as I turned to walk away, a tear fell from my eye,

for all life, I'd always thought I didn't want to die.

I had so much to live for and so much yet to do.

it seemed almost impossible that I was leaving you.

I thought of all the love we shared and all the fun we had.

If I could relive yesterday, I thought, just for a while,

I'd say goodbye and hug you and maybe see you smile.

But then I fully realized that this could never be,

for emptiness and memories would take the place of me.

And when I thought of worldly things that I'd miss come tomorrow.

I thought of you, and when I did, my heart was filled with sorrow.

But when I walked through Heaven's gates, I felt so much at home.

When God looked down and smiled at me, from His great golden throne,

He said, "This is eternity and all I've promised you,

Today your life on earth is past but here it starts anew.

I promise no tomorrow, but today will always last.

and since each day's the same, there's no longing for the past.

But you have been so faithful, so trusting, so true.

Though there were times you did some things you knew you shouldn't do.

And you have been forgiven and now, at last, you're free.

So won't you come and take my hand and share my life with me?"

So if tomorrow starts without me, don't think we're far apart,

for every time you think of me, please know I'm in your heart.

If Tomorrow Starts Without Me-David Romano

Read By Tom O`Bedlam

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